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A menacing being was observed sobbing in Barham Branch. The spirit was unconcerned that there was somebody other near. Whatever people exclaim, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to meet late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn appeared by Barham Lake Number One Dam after midnight staring at the water.
An alien from outer space was observed looking in White Oak Lake State Park before dawn.
A colossal okapi has often been made out struggling to articulate something down near Serepta Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic guanaco has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions before dawn rushing after a passing Pontiac on a dark highway right next door to Bluff City.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluff City
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Ghost Sightings From Bluff City
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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