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These are some lies we made up about Blue Mountain.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world can once in a while be perceived hovering across Huckleberry Flat in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from another solar system was witnessed by Ashley Creek shuffling orbs about.
A colossal boar came into view next to Ball Spring in the early morning hours shouting names.
The ghost of a civil war warrior was perceived looking down into the water at Beason Cove late at night. Panicked by the bystanders the ghost vanished into the dark. One of the residents definitely declares that this spirit may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Blue Mountain before the present.
The ghost of a badly scorched woman showed up at the water's edge at Hope Lake staring wrathfully at the bystander. When distinguished the ghost approached the observer who then ran away. No matter what people express, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to come across on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Mountain
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Mountain
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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