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These are some lies we made up about Black Rock.
The ghost of a guy dressed in an armed forces uniform may often be perceived cleaning a blood-covered rag in Clear Spring very late at night. No matter what folks exclaim, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not disrupted.
An enormous beaver may be observed often in the middle of Bay Creek chucking stones.
An old knight's armor without a person inside has occasionally been noticed excavating a nook by Box Factory Bend. One thing's for sure, this is a hostile phantom that you don't want to meet before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune is every now and then made out in Lake Charles State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise stacking stones.
A moderately transparent man dressed as the skipper of a ship has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances in Spring River Shoal before sunrise guzzling blood from a cup.
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Ghost Sightings From Black Rock
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Ghost Sightings From Black Rock
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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