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An enormous marten is every now and then perceived striding through a residence in Black Oak.
A centaur has been said to have been seen on many occasions looking over Grapevine Island in the early morning hours.
An enormous seal may occasionally be witnessed looking menacing in Saint Francis Sunken Lands State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours.
An alien traveler from another world is regularly noticed strolling through a building outside Black Oak.
A large chilling dragon has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions staggering through a Black Oak neighborhood burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Black Oak
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Ghost Sightings From Black Oak
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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