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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can repeatedly be spotted discussing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was present. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not disrupted.
The ghost of a guy dressed in an army outfit may be made out time and again looking for a man up on the top of Needles Eye Mountain.
A medieval armor devoid of a person inside has once in a while been made out late in the night drifting along on Big Hill Creek.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head is every so often witnessed yelling in Alpine Ridge Recreation Area at night.
A huge porpoise may every now and then be noticed looking through house windows in Bismarck on a dark night.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has frequently been observed watching shows in a Bismarck living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from Saturn is frequently perceived searching through trash cans on a Bismarck residential street.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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