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These are some lies we made up about Big Flat.
A gigantic crocodile is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions late at night examining Birch Minick Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space can occasionally be witnessed gazing at Tassel Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from the cosmos was seen by Big Flat Lake Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
A space man showed up twinkling a lamp on the shore of Big Flat Lake.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos was made out in the center of Barkshed Creek startling folks.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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