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A space alien from another solar system can every so often be noticed in the early morning hours drifting along Bray Branch.
A colossal armadillo has repeatedly been observed staring at the view from the summit of Thorn Hill before dawn.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly observed by Bulls Eye Lake Dam at midnight looking at the water.
The spirit of a delivery man has been observed on many occasions tossing pieces of wood into Bulls Eye Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian tourist from another planet can frequently be seen in Mashie Hollow late in the night searching for a shoe.
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Ghost Sightings From Bexar
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Ghost Sightings From Bexar
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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