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These are some lies we made up about Berryville.
A Yeti came into sight taking in the landscape at Fuller Lake Dam on a dark night.
A giant boar was made out cleaning a bloody bed sheet in Herd Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A very large gazelle was perceived yelling people's names by Bee Creek.
A lady carrying her head underneath her arm has frequently been noticed in Allen Gap late in the night appearing chilling. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a young female having on a bloody prom dress is often distinguished by Gum Bottom facing the watcher. A lot of locals assert this ghost is almost certainly the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Berryville.
A space alien has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions in an apartment right next door to Berryville.
Johann Sebastian Bach may regularly be spotted on the highest spot of Anderson Mountain in the early morning
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hours before sunrise surveying the scenery.
A gargantuan civet can be noticed frequently in a Berryville area store, pacing the aisles.
The phantom of a 12 foot tall massive guy has every now and then been noticed sitting at the dining table in a Berryville mobile home hollowing out a cavity.
A gigantic hippopotamus is from time
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to time distinguished traveling on a llama by a road near Berryville.
The ghost of a teenage girl is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances by Beaver Lake State Park drinking blood from a mug. Local people who have perceived this phantom declare this phantom is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Berryville resident. No matter what, it's a creepy phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
The Ugly Duckling can once in a while be seen strolling through an apartment in the vicinity of Berryville.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been witnessed in Buffalo National River quite near the park headquarters guzzling motor oil.
A space man from planet Venus has supposedly been distinguished on many instances wandering through a Berryville vicinity graveyard.
A person with a skeleton face in shadowy robes may often be seen speaking into the thin air along a wild road near Berryville before dawn. Regardless of what folks utter, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that you don't
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want to encounter after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Berryville
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Ghost Sightings From Berryville
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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