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These are some lies we made up about Bentonville.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft can often be noticed in Benton County Fairgrounds at the stroke of midnight burying a body by a big boulder.
A giant prairie dog can be seen often traveling on a llama by the side of a road close to Bentonville.
The phantom of a mail carrier has from time to time been distinguished in Cash Hollow on a dark night thinking.
A female person is once in a while distinguished at Bella Vista Lake Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings. A local man argues that this spirit is the undead spirit of a former Bentonville local person. Any which way, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to run into at midnight.
An ET from planet Neptune has been witnessed on many instances at the water at Bella Vista Lake calling names.
The phantom of a female with a cross etched into her hand can from time to time be spotted pointing at the watcher down next to Big Spring
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in the early morning hours. A number of of the people here claim this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Bentonville before the present. In any event, this spirit sure is creepy; one that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a woman with a knife in her head was perceived chucking bricks
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into the water at Brush Creek on a dark night. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed very frequently close at hand.
The ghost of a shackled up woman was noticed in a phone booth in Bentonville using the phone. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other nearby. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady with the head of a goblin appeared strolling through a Bentonville area burial ground. When the onlooker materialized the phantom ran away.
A female holding her head underneath her arm was perceived demolishing a hat along a secluded highway next to Bentonville late at night. The ghost mentioned avenging a killing.
An alien from another solar system has repeatedly been observed hanging out in a forsaken farmhouse in Bentonville.
An extraterrestrial is regularly perceived being carried by a bike on a shadowy highway close to Bentonville.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances in a house in
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Ghost Sightings From Bentonville
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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