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These are some lies we made up about Benton.
A very large marten was observed at a pay phone in Benton making a telephone call.
A gigantic argali materialized chucking boulders into the stream at Alum Fork Saline River late at night.
An enormous giraffe came into view in a rubber raft on Dotted Lake shuffling orbs about.
A big frightening giant was witnessed shouting names in Stillhouse Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal gorilla was noticed staring at the water by Caldwell Lake Dam at night.
An enormous okapi has regularly been perceived looking angrily at the viewer in Ashley Park late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is frequently distinguished strolling through a Benton vicinity graveyard.
An alien from another solar system has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions tossing stones next to a wild road close to Benton in the early morning hours.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying
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object can often be perceived standing by a desolate road close to Benton.
A lady with a blue face may be distinguished over and over again in Lake Catherine State Park outside the park headquarters demolishing a shoe. Some of the folks who live here allege this ghost may be a famous past inhabitant of Benton.
A gentleman having an axe
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in his head has every now and then been distinguished searching for a book in Hot Springs National Park near the ranger station. One thing is for sure, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling phantom that should be steered clear of.
Socrates is every so often witnessed traveling on a low rider on a murky highway next to Benton.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy may every so often be seen in a flat in Benton.
A massive newt has repeatedly been witnessed marching by the side of a wild road right next door to Benton.
The ghost of a delivery man is often made out becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
A space man from Jupiter may regularly be spotted sitting on a bench in a building in the neighborhood of Benton.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may be observed repeatedly in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror late at night.
A guy's body having the head of a bear has once in a while been seen watering plants in
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the yard of an apartment in Benton. Anyway, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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