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These are some lies we made up about Ben Lomond.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is frequently noticed by Big Slough mounding rocks.
A very large ram is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions looking at the water by Lake Hospitality Dam around midnight.
The ghost of a chained up woman can frequently be witnessed trying to locate a box up on the pinnacle of Steele Hill. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost loves startling people who come looking for ghosts in Ben Lomond.
Archimedes may be distinguished very often in Paraclifta Monument at midnight sipping orange juice.
A woman having the head of a devil has occasionally been observed tossing pieces of wood into the stream at Beaver Creek around midnight. One thing is for certain, it's sure a scary phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Ben Lomond
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Ghost Sightings From Ben Lomond
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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