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A lady with her right arm and right leg amputated may regularly be noticed dragging a body across the dirt in Spring Lake Recreation Area before sunrise. Locals say that this ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the calm in Belleville. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A massive mandrill may be observed very often playing a song on a fiddle in a Belleville building.
A space invader from space has every now and then been noticed at Bailey Branch R C and D Structure One Dam late at night taking pleasure in the vista.
A soldier's outfit marching around devoid of a body in it is occasionally witnessed glancing at the view from the peak of Chickalah Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a menacing spirit that should be shunned.
The alien navigator of a UFO is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions creeping out of Fox Lake soaked in dirty water at midnight.
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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