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These are some lies we made up about Bella Vista.
The phantom of an 11 feet high massive man is regularly observed meditating by Big Spring on a dark night. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be kept away from.
A gigantic reindeer can repeatedly be made out gazing at the water by Bella Vista Lake Dam late at night.
A very large mare may be made out very often on the shore of Bella Vista Lake moving orbs about.
A space man from planet Venus has now and then been perceived on a dark night studying Cash Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a lady having half her head gone is occasionally noticed facing the bystander by Browning Creek.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ogre can every so often be witnessed after midnight fluttering across the Whittenburg Hills.
An alien from another world was seen in Benton County Fairgrounds in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging chunks of concrete.
A character with a skeleton face in murky robes was noticed
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up on Bobs Knob scraping out a crater. The bystander got freaked out and escaped. According to what the local residents claim, this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Bella Vista a long time ago.
A female having a sword in her head showed up trimming bushes in the garden of a flat in Bella Vista. The
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ghost didn't seem to be anxious by the observers.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object was seen resting on a couch in a home in Bella Vista.
A huge buffalo has repeatedly been made out seeking a hat underneath a streetlight in Bella Vista.
A huge grizzly bear is frequently observed marching from apartment to apartment on a dark night on a Bella Vista residential street.
An martian explorer from the cosmos is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions resting at the dining table in a Bella Vista apartment.
A wandering ghost may often be seen reading a magazine at Beaver Lake State Park. Locals here who have seen this ghost argue this ghost may perhaps be a famous days gone by resident of Bella Vista.
A space alien from space can be observed repeatedly in George Washington Carver National Monument near the ranger station hauling a human headbone.
A gargantuan opossum has sometimes been seen in a deserted spot near Bella Vista.
The spirit of a youthful Indian
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combatant is occasionally observed spitting at passing cars by a murky road near Bella Vista. People argue that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long gone Bella Vista resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Bella Vista
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Ghost Sightings From Bella Vista
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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