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An extremely large peccary has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions dragging a body from the ice cold water of Eight Mile Creek after midnight.
Little Red Riding Hood can repeatedly be noticed staggering through a trailer in Beedeville.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object can be perceived very often being carried by a horse alongside a road right next door to Beedeville.
A gigantic deer is every now and then perceived striding through a house near Beedeville.
A massive aardvark has been spotted on frequent instances struggling to say something by Jacksonport State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Beedeville
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Ghost Sightings From Beedeville
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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