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These are some lies we made up about Beebe.
A gargantuan crow is frequently spotted concealing a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Beebe City Park before sunrise.
An alien from another solar system has been seen on many instances peeking through house windows in Beebe at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous kangaroo can repeatedly be witnessed on the top of Bell Hill late in the night studying the scenery.
A gargantuan prairie dog has occasionally been observed by Davis Lake Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
A woman burning, grasping a petroleum container is occasionally noticed screaming mid stream in Bear Branch.
A very large rabbit has allegedly been made out on frequent instances browsing through garbage container on a Beebe lane.
A Yeti may occasionally be made out hovering in the air like a blimp in Beebe.
An extremely large skunk was made out in an autopart store in the Beebe vicinity.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came
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into sight flashing a light in Toltec Mounds State Park outside the ranger station.
A large creepy dragon was distinguished trying on a jacket in a Beebe house.
A huge tiger appeared crawling up from a storm drain on a Beebe residential street after midnight.
A space invader from Mars was perceived performing a melody on a harmonica
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in a Beebe house.
Ferdinand Magellan has repeatedly been spotted in a Beebe school on a dark night walking the corridors.
The ghost of a grower sporting a worn hat is regularly spotted in a mirror in a Beebe trailer; the spirit was only to be seen in the mirror. One of the people who live here definitely asserts that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Beebe. In any event, it without a doubt is a chilling phantom that you would not want to run into before dawn.
An ET from space is rumored to have been seen on many occasions in a building in close proximity to Beebe.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be seen over and over again in a Beebe area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has every so often been noticed resting at a table in a Beebe apartment piling boulders.
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Ghost Sightings From Beebe
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Ghost Sightings From Beebe
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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