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A large bloodcurdling beast is once in a while perceived enjoying the surroundings at Covington Pond Dam late in the night.
A space alien from another world has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions by Beaver Pond Creek glugging down chlorine.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can every so often be seen swallowing water from Scale Springs late in the night.
The spirit of a dispossessed guy was witnessed showing up in a restroom mirror. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of other sightings of this individual ghost. One of the residents confidently asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Bearden long ago. Regardless of what, this spirit undoubtedly is creepy; one that is preferably not disturbed.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy showed up resting on a sofa in a residence close to Bearden. The witness fled immediately after he distinguished the ghost.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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