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These are some lies we made up about Bay.
An extraterrestrial may be observed frequently poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Bay.
A giant waterbuck has now and then been made out digging a cavity in North Side Park around midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is every so often perceived flinging stones into the flow at Bridger Creek before dawn.
A space invader from another galaxy has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions playing a melody on an accordion in a Bay residence.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft may sometimes be noticed in a mirror in a Bay house; the spirit was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Bay
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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