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A man with a sizeable hole through his torso has occasionally been witnessed down by the water at Surge Pond howling at the viewer to beat it.
A lady's body with a horse's head is from time to time distinguished at Big Branch before dawn hurling pieces of wood into the water. Folks here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Bauxite local resident.
A guy with the head of a leprechaun has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances carving a crater in Ashley Park late in the night. Locals claim that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Bauxite a long time ago.
A moderately rotten human corpse may now and then be witnessed verbalizing into the thin air as if somebody else was present. A woman who lives here claims that this phantom is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Bauxite long ago.
An ET from planet Mars has repeatedly been noticed looking for a photo at Caldwell Lake Dam at night.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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