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These are some lies we made up about Batesville.
An extremely large hartebeest was perceived in a wild spot in close proximity to Batesville.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his upper body materialized waving to cars in the middle of a murky highway in close proximity to Batesville. The arrival of the witness alarmed the phantom who then vanished. Any which way, this is a hostile ghost that is better not disrupted.
A Megalosaurus was noticed at Lock and Dam Number One at night reading a pamphlet.
A woman's body with a bat's head was witnessed in Batesville Commercial Historic District after midnight grasping a cranium. The ghost mentioned avenging a slaying.
A space invader has frequently been observed sniveling by Ramsey Slough.
A moderately decayed human dead body is frequently made out staring in Bone Cave Hollow on a dark night.
A woman on fire, gripping a fuel bottle has been said to have been seen on frequent instances on the peak of one of the heights in the Reeves
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Hills very late at night attempting to grab something. In any event, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to meet late at night.
A colossal hippopotamus may often be made out swallowing fuel from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Batesville.
A colossal peccary may be seen frequently walking a Sheepdog in
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the early morning hours before sunrise on a shady Batesville avenue.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship is occasionally made out giving a directed outing of Dennison Bottoms to a crowd of ghosts late at night.
A space invader from Venus has supposedly been spotted on one or two instances hovering across Greenbrier Bottoms at the stroke of midnight.
Goldilocks may sometimes be perceived pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Alderbrook Branch late in the night.
An ET from another world is frequently made out going berserk up on the peak of Adler Hill.
An ET is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances looking through home windows in Batesville before sunrise.
The ghost of a young air force pilot may often be observed piling bricks next to Big Spring at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to come across.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be observed often going through
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trash cans on a Batesville lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Batesville
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Ghost Sightings From Batesville
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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