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These are some lies we made up about Barling.
A space man from planet Jupiter may be seen often in Ben Geren Regional Park in the early morning hours yelling.
A space man from another planet is now and then spotted searching for a photo under a parked Ford in a Barling parking lot late at night.
A gigantic dog can occasionally be distinguished at Bear Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling boulders into the flowing water.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered wedding dress has often been observed shining a flash light after midnight by a road sign in Barling. One thing is for sure, this phantom undoubtedly is creepy; one that is preferably not disturbed.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has supposedly been observed on a few instances taking in the scenery at Crain Lake Dam after midnight.
An extremely large lion may repeatedly be seen staggering through a mobile home in Barling.
A space invader from planet Venus can be spotted very often rearranging orbs around in a rubber boat on Crowe Hill Reservoir.
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Ghost Sightings From Barling
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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