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These are some lies we made up about Bald Knob.
Nicolaus Copernicus is once in a while spotted leading a lead exploration of The Cliffs to a collection of spirits after midnight.
A very large hare has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions sitting at the dining table in a Bald Knob residence.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may from time to time be made out in Huckleberry Hollow after midnight reading a tabloid.
A giant panther was seen in Friendly Acres Park late at night gripping a headbone.
An ET from outer space materialized crawling out of Crooked Slough drenched in filth in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien commander of a flying saucer came into view in the middle of Black Creek struggling to say something.
The ghost of a youthful guy wearing a confederate uniform was perceived next to the water at West Point flickering a kerosene lamp. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed frequently close at hand. Well, it's a scary phantom that is
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better not disrupted.
A space man from planet Venus has repeatedly been observed up on the pinnacle of Russell Mountain pondering.
An alien from another planet is regularly observed staring at the water by Doniphan Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman is known to have been noticed on several
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occasions throwing rocks into Doniphan Lake at night. Based on what the local residents declare, this ghost may be a celebrated days gone by inhabitant of Bald Knob.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft can often be spotted in a wild place near Bald Knob.
The spirit of a young woman drenched in blood may be observed repeatedly dispatching a letter at a Bald Knob post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Bald Knob
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Ghost Sightings From Bald Knob
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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