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These are some lies we made up about Avoca.
A huge jackal is every now and then witnessed gulping root beer in Coose Hollow at midnight.
A space man from deep space has been said to have been witnessed on several instances hauling a dead body from the cold water of Bear Creek before dawn.
A huge parrot may now and then be observed sitting at the kitchen counter in an Avoca flat articulating into the night.
Cinderella is often spotted strolling through a trailer in Avoca.
A man with a spear in his head has been said to have been observed on numerous instances by Lake Atalanta Dam at midnight staring at the water. Locals here say that this ghost may perhaps be a famous days gone by native of Avoca.
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Ghost Sightings From Avoca
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Ghost Sightings From Avoca
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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