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These are some lies we made up about Austin.
A very large salamander is every so often perceived turning toward the eye witness up on Apple Hill.
An alien from another world has allegedly been made out on a few occasions in Anthony Schmidt Memorial County Park late in the night dragging a corpse across the dirt.
The alien technician of a UFO has frequently been distinguished searching through a closet in the bedroom of an Austin apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A large bloodcurdling giant is repeatedly made out at Arkansas Noname Five Dam at night looking at the scenery.
A partially translucent guy dressed as the skipper of a vessel has purportedly been noticed on several occasions burning a book by Dubb Creek.
A large creepy ghost may frequently be seen late in the night looking across Ford Bottoms. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a bad ghost that should be kept away from.
An extremely large gopher has occasionally been noticed looking for a bag down at Quapaw Mineral Springs around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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