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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
An extremely large duckbill was spotted studying Augusta Narrows in detail around midnight.
A huge dormouse was distinguished yelling at Taylor Bay Beach.
An alien traveler from another world has repeatedly been spotted checking out Bear Slough Bend late at night.
A very large eland is repeatedly distinguished by Cypress Brake trying to articulate something.
A minotaur has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions looking down into the water at Gravelly Point in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from planet Saturn can be perceived often startling people in a metal boat on Big Blue Hole.
A medieval knight's armor with no human inside has every so often been made out tossing pebbles into the water at Bear Slough in the early morning hours before sunrise. According to the people who live here, this ghost may be the soul of a local who died here in Augusta before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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