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These are some lies we made up about Aubrey.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space can repeatedly be made out looking for a man in the middle of Cat Creek.
Genghis Khan can be perceived repeatedly gazing over Warrior Bottom late in the night.
A huge quagga has occasionally been noticed struggling to dump a body in Cypress Swamp very late at night.
A Chupacabra is once in a while observed in a phone booth in Aubrey making a phone call.
An enormous mule can from time to time be observed walking through an Aubrey area graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Aubrey
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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