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These are some lies we made up about Atkins.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy was observed in a clothing store in the Atkins neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been perceived appearing menacing on the water's edge of Lake Atkins.
An alien traveler from another galaxy is regularly perceived at Alewine Branch very late at night chucking pebbles into the current.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a denim jacket has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions trying on clothes in an Atkins house.
A gargantuan koala may often be observed crawling up from a storm drain on an Atkins residential road very late at night.
A headless man can be observed often gazing over Crane Island around midnight. Whichever way, this is an antagonistic ghost that any rational person would not want to run into.
A space alien from planet Saturn has every so often been witnessed demolishing a glove in Burnett Cove on a dark night.
A colossal alligator is now and then observed
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by Goose Pond seeking a box.
A space man from another galaxy has been observed on a small number of instances gulping motor oil at Galla Creek State Wildlife Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A medusa may sometimes be spotted smoking a cigar in Sweeden Island Park late in the night.
The alien crew member of an
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unidentified flying object has repeatedly been perceived poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Atkins.
A space man from planet Venus is often noticed observing the scenery from the highest spot of Bunker Mountain at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Atkins
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Ghost Sightings From Atkins
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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