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These are some lies we made up about Ashdown.
An alien from another world has occasionally been perceived floating in the air like a blimp in Ashdown.
An extremely large chamois is now and then witnessed in Ashdown City Park in the early morning hours concealing a dead body by a large rock.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can once in a while be seen in a hardware store in the Ashdown neighborhood.
The ghost of a grower wearing a hat was distinguished at Haney Creek Watershed Site Two Dam late at night chatting into the night. When the spirit was seen it vanished into the thin air.
A young-looking girl wearing a bloody wedding gown came into sight reading a magazine at the water's edge at Old River Lake. The ghost was consumed by the night after being made out. Several of the folks who live in this town argue this spirit could be a distinguished old days dweller of Ashdown.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet appeared pulling a body from the freezing
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water of Allen Creek late in the night.
An Icthyosaurus was observed in Big Slough before sunrise struggling to conceal a corpse.
A gentleman with a sword in his head was witnessed trying on socks in an Ashdown home. When distinguished the ghost approached the bystander who then ran away.
A guy's body having the head of a horse
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has regularly been seen poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Ashdown. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Ashdown.
A gigantic platypus is regularly seen playing a melody on a xylophone in an Ashdown residence.
A feminine character is rumored to have been spotted on several occasions terrifying people in Crater of Diamonds State Park near the ranger station. Lots of folks who live here argue this ghost is the struggling soul of a long gone Ashdown local person.
A gigantic coati may often be witnessed in an Ashdown highschool at midnight strolling the corridors.
The ghost of a man gripping a sword has now and then been noticed in a residence near Ashdown.
The ghost of a woman with satanic symbols engraved into her forehead is from time to time observed looking for a shoe underneath a parked car in an Ashdown parking lot late at night.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has supposedly been distinguished on a
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few occasions in an Ashdown area auto part store, marching the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashdown
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Ghost Sightings From Ashdown
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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