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An alien from Saturn is rumored to have been observed on many instances staring at the water by Frenchie Lake Dam late at night.
A sizeable bloodcurdling giant can occasionally be perceived after midnight giving a conducted trip of Choctaw Bend to a cluster of ghosts.
An extremely large moose was spotted glugging down orange juice in Island Number 80 at midnight.
A decapitated woman materialized smoking a pipe in Huntington Bar late in the night. There are other accounts involving this ghost in the area. Folks here who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy people who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Arkansas City.
The ghost of an adolescent girl was distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise scrambling out of Big Slough covered in slime. Several accounts of this ghost have been reported.
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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