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These are some lies we made up about Arkadelphia.
A female with a half see-through body can be noticed repeatedly in a residence in Arkadelphia. No matter what, it is indisputably a scary ghost that should be let alone.
A sizeable frightening dragon has from time to time been perceived hiding a body by a big boulder in A U Williams Stadium in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances reading a tabloid down by West Gum Springs before sunrise.
A space invader from the Moon may now and then be seen at Country Club Lake Dam on a dark night holding a cranium.
A space invader from another world has repeatedly been distinguished bass fishing from the shore of Country Club Lake on a dark night.
An ET is regularly perceived before dawn fluttering over Ozark Plateau.
An enormous gila monster has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances strolling beside a secluded road close to Arkadelphia.
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alien pilot of an alien spacecraft can regularly be seen in Brown Springs Branch struggling to grab something.
Napoleon Bonaparte can be noticed very frequently seated on the floor in an apartment close to Arkadelphia.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has every so often been seen in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver
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setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
A gargantuan burro is every so often spotted by a person camping at a campground next to Arkadelphia.
An ET from Jupiter has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of instances facing the onlooker at DeGray Lake Resort State Park.
An extraterrestrial from space may sometimes be made out in Hot Springs National Park at the ranger station staring irritably at the witness.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft was seen relaxing on the floor in a house in Arkadelphia.
A very large hartebeest came into sight scooping out a hole by a lamppost in Arkadelphia.
An martian traveler from deep space was made out rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of an Arkadelphia residence very late at night.
A giant chimpanzee was witnessed seated at a table in an Arkadelphia flat.
A space man from planet Mars was perceived in a deserted place in the vicinity of Arkadelphia.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has
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often been seen trying to get cars to stop by a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Arkadelphia.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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