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These are some lies we made up about Antoine.
A massive monkey was noticed guzzling water from Wildcat Spring at night.
A massive basilisk was noticed glugging down blood from a container by Bee Branch.
A space invader from deep space has frequently been witnessed standing by a secluded road close to Antoine.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often seen riding on a Harley on a murky highway near Antoine.
The ghost of a copper-miner can regularly be seen swallowing orange juice in Crater of Diamonds State Park quite near the ranger station. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Antoine
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Ghost Sightings From Antoine
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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