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These are some lies we made up about Amity.
A creepy beast can be spotted often by Barksdale Lake Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
A massive alligator is every now and then noticed dragging a dead body across the ground in Amity Landing Recreation Area on a dark night.
An alien from deep space has been perceived on a small number of occasions calling people's names in a sail boat on Dwiggins Lake.
A massive reptile can every now and then be witnessed late in the night gazing over Chalybeate Valley.
The Loch Ness Monster was seen up on Sugarloaf Knob staring crossly at the observer.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into view dragging a body from the chilly water of Caney Creek on a dark night.
A space man from planet Saturn was observed chucking stones alongside a deserted road in the neighborhood of Amity before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Amity
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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