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These are some lies we made up about Amagon.
An extraterrestrial from space can every now and then be witnessed trying to find a map down at the waterfront at Blanchard Lake.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was made out in Snake Slough very late at night struggling to deposit a corpse. Further people close by have had comparable happenings with an almost identical spirit. Several of the folks who live here assert this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Amagon some decades ago.
A gargantuan toad became visible drifting down Long Creek at midnight.
A space alien was perceived reading a newsletter next to a lamppost in Amagon.
The spirit of a man sporting armed forces attire came into view walking from residence to residence at night on an Amagon avenue. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been many other stories of this particular ghost. It has been asserted that this individual ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy people who have the guts to disrupt the tranquility in Amagon.
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Ghost Sightings From Amagon
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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