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These are some lies we made up about Altus.
An alien can occasionally be observed chucking bricks into Swiss Family Vineyards Reservoir late at night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived looking at the scenery at Ozark-Jeta Taylor Lock and Dam around midnight.
Aladdin materialized in Aux Arc Park around midnight flickering a lantern.
An ET from planet Saturn was made out going through trash cans on an Altus residential street.
The spirit of a pregnant female became visible floating in the air like a helium balloon in Altus. The ghost was ingested by the air after being perceived.
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Ghost Sightings From Altus
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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