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A massive hare has purportedly been observed on numerous instances shouting at the watcher to beat it in Beaver Dam Bayou.
An extremely large ox can repeatedly be made out on a dark night climbing out of Bradley Slough soaked in filth.
An martian traveler from another galaxy can be made out very frequently flying across Sheppard Island in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Saturn is once in a while made out piling chunks of concrete in Sheppard Island Public Use Area in the early morning hours.
Aladdin has been noticed on a small number of occasions by Lock and Dam Number Four very late at night looking at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Altheimer
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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