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These are some lies we made up about Alpena.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every so often witnessed at night conducting a conducted expedition of Chaney Bluff to a collection of phantoms.
A space invader from Jupiter may occasionally be distinguished looking up on Kennedy Mountain.
A space invader from outer space was noticed attempting to snatch something in Big Spring Draw after midnight.
A gargantuan leopard showed up flinging boulders into the water at Bobo Creek around midnight.
The ghost of a tied up woman was noticed in an Alpena school around midnight pacing the corridors. When the ghost was seen it vanished into the thin air.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpena
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Ghost Sightings From Alpena
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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