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An ET from another planet is now and then seen at Elm Branch very late at night chucking stones into the flowing water.
A woman with a half transparent body is known to have been made out on one or two occasions thinking at Alter Lake Dam before sunrise. A resident alleges that this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Almyra. In any event, it in all certainty is a frightening ghost that any sane person would not want to bump into.
A massive otter can once in a while be witnessed mowing the lawn in the side yard of a residence in Almyra.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship has often been distinguished by an old man hiking along a trail in the neighborhood of Almyra.
The ghost of a man sporting a police force uniform is regularly distinguished resting in an armchair in an apartment in Almyra. One of the residents determinedly argues that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a former Almyra local resident. No matter what people say, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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