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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft is now and then perceived walking a dog late at night on a murky Alma avenue.
A space alien from Jupiter has supposedly been distinguished on frequent instances peeking through building windows in Alma in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from another galaxy may from time to time be perceived drinking water from Fine Springs late in the night.
A gargantuan finch has frequently been seen in Bonita Hollow late at night struggling to grab something.
A large menacing giant is regularly noticed in Cedar Creek thinking.
A space man has been witnessed on a handful of instances looking at the water by Hall Lake Dam late at night.
A giant capybara may frequently be distinguished appearing terrifying down by the water's edge at Hall Lake.
The ghost of a hobo may be perceived frequently in Clear Creek Public Use Area on a dark night burying a dead body by a large
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boulder. Anyway, this is a hostile ghost that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly hag has now and then been perceived looking crossly at the observer up on the peak of Winn Mountain.
Issac Newton is now and then observed watching shows in an Alma living room in the early morning hours
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before sunrise.
A guy with a big hole through his chest can every so often be observed browsing through garbage container on an Alma lane.
A man with the head of a leprechaun was observed on an Alma residential street in the early morning hours. When the viewer became visible the ghost ran away. Residents claim that this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Alma long ago.
A partly decomposed human body became visible hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Alma. The arrival of the watcher alarmed the ghost who then disappeared. A local woman argues that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Alma. In any event, it's sure a frightening ghost that any rational person would not want to encounter.
A gigantic opossum emerged gulping blood from a glass outside Devil's Den State Park.
A woman burning, clutching a gas bottle was made out in a restaurant in the Alma area. The onlooker was frightened and ran away. Regardless of what, this is a bad phantom
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that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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