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A guy that shifted shape into a vampire may often be witnessed gazing at the water by Ozark Water Supply Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space can be spotted over and over again watching movies in an Alix living room late in the night.
A glowing human person has from time to time been distinguished in Aux Arc Park before sunrise hauling a cadaver through some bushes. One thing is for sure, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter around midnight.
A space alien from Saturn is now and then noticed at midnight examining Dutchman Hollow in detail.
A space man from another galaxy has been observed on numerous instances late in the night floating along Cedar Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Alix
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Ghost Sightings From Alix
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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