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An alien explorer from another solar system has supposedly been seen on a few occasions in Stewart Park late in the night scaring people.
A space man from another part of the galaxy can every now and then be spotted pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Coon Creek on a dark night.
A giant ground hog has often been distinguished in a supermarket in the Alicia vicinity.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman is often witnessed conducting a lead outing of Chesser Bend to a collection of spirits at night.
A terrifying being can often be witnessed struggling up from a manhole on an Alicia residential street at the stroke of midnight. Locals here say that this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in Alicia before the present. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Alicia
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Ghost Sightings From Alicia
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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