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These are some lies we made up about Alexander.
An alien explorer from another galaxy can every so often be perceived walking through a home near Alexander.
A sphinx is frequently witnessed concealing a dead body by a large boulder in Ashley Park late at night.
A massive fish is known to have been spotted on a few instances on the shore of Surge Pond trying to seize something.
A space invader from planet Neptune can regularly be seen glancing at the sight from the peak of Alexander Mountain in the early morning hours.
A colossal mouse may be made out over and over again staring at the water by Caldwell Lake Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a homeless man has now and then been spotted in the center of Beauchamp Branch repositioning orbs about. People here who have made out this ghost argue this ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who come searching for ghosts in Alexander.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is sometimes seen appearing bloodcurdling near Deleon Spring
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at midnight.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been distinguished on a few occasions looking irritably at the eye witness in Crystal Valley before sunrise.
A creepy beast may every now and then be noticed in a phone booth in Alexander using the telephone. People here assert that this ghost may be a recognized
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former time local of Alexander. Either way, this is a nasty spirit that you do not want to come across after midnight.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy was seen hollowing out a crack alongside a wild road close to Alexander on a dark night.
A space man from planet Pluto showed up hanging out in an empty mansion in Alexander.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was perceived devastating a book at the entrance to Lake Catherine State Park.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO showed up slurping blood from a glass quite near the entrance to Hot Springs National Park.
An ET from Saturn was witnessed standing by a secluded highway right next door to Alexander.
An extraterrestrial from space was seen mounted on a low rider on a shady road in the vicinity of Alexander.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been observed in an Alexander residence.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus is often distinguished appearing in a bedroom mirror.
The spirit of a coal-miner
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has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions relaxing on the floor in a mobile home near Alexander.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexander
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Ghost Sightings From Alexander
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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