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These are some lies we made up about Adona.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a house keeper has allegedly been seen on frequent instances trying to find a hat down near the water at Blue Point.
A huge llama can regularly be noticed gulping milk up on the summit of Fourche Pinnacle.
An alien explorer from another solar system can be noticed very frequently smoking a pipe in Petit Jean State Park very late at night.
A space invader from deep space has every now and then been seen washing a bloody jacket in Cedar Falls before sunrise.
An alien has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions at midnight exploring Ada Valley in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Adona
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Ghost Sightings From Adona
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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