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The phantom of a female with numbers carved into her head was distinguished performing a melody on an accordion in a Wood River apartment. When noticed the spirit came within reach of the observer who then ran away. Folks who have spotted this spirit allege this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Wood River long ago.
An alien tourist from another solar system was seen in Cattail State Wildlife Management Area on a dark night pulling a body over the grass.
A gigantic chinchilla has repeatedly been witnessed redistributing orbs about by Flash Creek.
A massive iguana has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances in a Wood River school in the early morning hours before sunrise walking the hallways.
The Gingerbread Man can frequently be seen in a mirror in a Wood River building; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Wood River
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Ghost Sightings From Wood River
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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