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These are some lies we made up about Wisner.
The ghost of a street bum has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Wisner trailer before dawn.
An enormous cow can regularly be noticed throwing rocks into the stream at Dry Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has now and then been perceived in Black Island State Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight trying to find a person.
Leonardo da Vinci is occasionally perceived seated at the dining table in a Wisner home.
The ghost of an old hag has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of instances in a secluded spot outside Wisner.
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Ghost Sightings From Wisner
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Ghost Sightings From Wisner
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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