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These are some lies we made up about Winnebago.
A space man from outer space was witnessed smoking a pipe at Overfelt Dam at night.
A beheaded guy was perceived in Combs School before sunrise reading a book. The ghost did not appear to be worried by the eye witnesses. It's been asserted that this individual ghost loves frightening unwise folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Winnebago.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was spotted by Fiddlers Creek seeking a woman.
A female with her head and both arms cut off was noticed staggering through a home in Winnebago. The ghost saluted the observer.
An armed forces uniform pacing about devoid of a body in it has often been noticed riding on a camel by a highway near Winnebago.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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