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A very large jerboa has allegedly been seen on many instances hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Cow Creek late in the night.
Galileo was spotted dragging a body across the ground in Omaha Indian Reservation before dawn.
An alien was distinguished trying on shoes in a Walthill residence.
A terrifying skeleton materialized climbing out from a drain hole on a Walthill avenue late in the night. The spirit spoke about revenging a slaying.
A guy that transformed into a vampire was made out poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Walthill. The onlooker became frightened and ran off. Folks here say that this ghost may be a distinguished past inhabitant of Walthill.
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Ghost Sightings From Walthill
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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