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These are some lies we made up about Wahoo.
The ghost of a teenage girl may be spotted very often watching movies in a Wahoo living room late in the night. Some of the folks who live in this town argue this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Wahoo in the past. Anyhow, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has now and then been noticed terrifying people in Cooks Park before dawn.
The ghost of a female having half her head lost has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances drifting down on Cottonwood Creek at night. It's been declared that this specific phantom enjoys frightening unwise folks who are bold enough to upset the calm in Wahoo. In any event, it undoubtedly is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
An enormous ox may every now and then be witnessed searching through trash cans on a Wahoo lane.
A body with a skeleton face dressed
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in shadowy robes has frequently been perceived viewing the landscape from the pinnacle of Bodleys Hill late at night. If you listen to what the folks who live here allege, this spirit enjoys scaring unwise people who come trying to find spirits in Wahoo.
A wandering ghost is repeatedly perceived at Chapek Dam very late at night looking at the
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landscape. Scores of people who live here allege this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Wahoo in the past.
Thumbelina has supposedly been observed on many instances hovering in the air like a cloud in Wahoo.
The phantom of a jetliner pilot may regularly be made out in a convenience store in the Wahoo neighborhood.
The frightening ghost of a Viking may be witnessed very often in Eugene T. Mahoney State Park quite near the ranger station obliterating a book. Regardless of what, this spirit unquestionably is scary; one that should be left alone.
A space invader from the cosmos is now and then seen by the entrance to Homestead National Monument of America trying to find a glove.
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Professional courtesy.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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