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These are some lies we made up about Virginia.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was seen at Kuhns Dam around midnight taking in the view.
A gargantuan iguana materialized in Iron Horse Trail State Wildlife Management Area at midnight drinking motor oil.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet was seen at a pay phone in Virginia talking on the telephone.
A gargantuan sloth is repeatedly noticed staggering through a Virginia neighborhood cemetery.
A massive doe has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances trying to locate another ghost in the middle of a wild highway right next door to Virginia at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Virginia
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Ghost Sightings From Virginia
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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