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These are some lies we made up about Valparaiso.
An extremely large gila monster was perceived clutching a human cranium in the center of Bates Branch.
Nicolaus Copernicus was made out walking a Collie before sunrise on a murky Valparaiso street.
A beheaded female has repeatedly been noticed in Larkspur State Wildlife Management Area at night staring. One of the locals steadfastly claims that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Valparaiso local. No matter what people articulate, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that is better not interrupted.
An enormous civet is repeatedly distinguished looking through mobile home windows in Valparaiso late in the night.
The alien commander of a UFO can often be seen by Larson Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Valparaiso
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Ghost Sightings From Valparaiso
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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