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These are some lies we made up about Ulysses.
A huge musk-ox was spotted floating by on Kezan Creek very late at night.
Ferdinand Magellan was witnessed looking terrifying at the water at Herpolsheimer Reservoir.
An armed forces outfit staggering around lacking a body in it has repeatedly been witnessed staring furiously at the observer at Aldrich Dam late in the night. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Mars is repeatedly distinguished in a Ulysses area grocery store, walking the aisles.
A space alien from another world is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions carving an opening at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Ulysses.
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Ghost Sightings From Ulysses
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Ghost Sightings From Ulysses
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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