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These are some lies we made up about Stuart.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space is repeatedly distinguished in Stuart Municipal Park at the stroke of midnight going berserk.
The spirit of a train driver is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions slurping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Stuart. One thing is for certain, it's a creepy phantom that is better not upset.
The phantom of a gravely mangled hunter dragging a dead moose can be observed time and again carving a hole by Conway Branch.
A space invader from planet Mercury is every so often distinguished at the entrance to Burke Lake Recreation Area devastating a book.
A giant dormouse has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions walking a Sheepdog at night on a gloomy Stuart lane.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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